Confessions of a Slacker Mom

                                                      by Muffy Mead-Ferro

“I considered the strains of Mozart’s Piano Concerto No. 21, which I wasn’t piping into my womb. ‘My mom never did that,’ I thought to myself, ‘and I was always pretty good at math.’ When it occurred to me that Einstein’s mom didn’t do it either, I went right ahead and crossed that off my list of things to feel guilty about.”

Parents who are fed up with the pressure to turn their children into star athletes, concert violinists and merit scholars—all at once!—finally have an alternative: the world of Slacker Moms, where kids learn to do things for themselves and parents can cut themselves some slack.

Slacker Moms say “No” to parenting philosophies that undermine parents’—and children’s—ability to think for themselves. They say “Yes” to the idea that it’s perfectly fine to do less, have less and spend less while raising their children. And they say “Hell, Yes!” to having a life of their own, knowing it makes them better parents.

In this witty and insightful book, author Muffy Mead-Ferro reflects on her experience of growing up on a ranch in Wyoming, where parenting—by necessity—was more hands-off, people “made-do” with what they had, and common sense and generational wisdom prevailed.

What readers say about Confessions of a Slacker Mom:

“Besides laughs, this book gave me permission to act on my natural tendencies as a slacker mom of two.  Now out of the closet as a slacker, I can avoid overspending at the toy emporium, screaming from the soccer field sidelines, and racing to the fast carpool lane—all without guilt. I’m enjoying MY life while my children play happily outside—without a coach or cheering fans.”
—Ann Palmer, Seattle mom

“I laughed throughout Confessions of a Slacker Mom. I’ve always wanted to opt out of the parenting ‘competition’ and this book confirmed my instincts!”
—Sahl Isidore, Montclair, New Jersey mom

Author Muffy Mead-Ferro was born into a fourth generation cattle ranching family that has been raising herefords in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, since the turn of the century. She traded her tractor for a typewriter and has been a copywriter and creative director ever since. She and her husband Michael, along with kids Belle and Joe, live in Salt Lake City..

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Surfing the CIA

Gus, a young surfer from California, finishes his training with the C.I.A. just before the United States enters war with Iraq under the first President Bush. He is sent to Indonesia, the most populous Muslim country in the world and a center for radical Islam. Fair enough, thinks Gus, the surfing is supposed to be the best on the planet.

While Gus sinks comfortably into surfing and the bar scene in Jakarta (with a Bukowskian appetite for womanizing, minus the sinister aspect), he is a fish out of water at work—a surfer among golfers, a rocker in a crowd of Lawrence Welk country clubbers. But he is determined to complete a successful first tour—even if he has to wear a stupid disguise or pass himself off as “Biu from Braziu,” a Brazilian playboy.

Gus’s first significant assignment is to recruit an Iraqi diplomat to become an American spy. What he learns as he follows (and mostly doesn’t follow) orders are lessons for all of us: the common grounds we share regardless of religion or nationality, the potential shortsightedness of political conflict, and the deep value of friendship.

Nicholas Ware holds a degree in philosophy from the University of California at Berkeley and a Juris Doctor from the University of California, Hastings College of the Law. He is a former U.S. Marine. Ware served in the C.I.A. Clandestine Service from 1985 to 1995 in Jakarta, Washington, D.C. and Rio de Janeiro. This is his first novel.

196 pages, $14.95
ISBN 1-930074-03-3

 
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Green Jell-O & Red Punch: The Heinous Truth! About Utah!

Author C. L. Crosby, a native of the brothels of Kearns, Utah, tells it all in this irreverent guide to the Beehive State. Here's what you'll find out.

Utah-K or how ta understand what we be sayin: missionary reunions A gathering where missionaries are introduced into a putatively heterosexual society after two years with a same-sex companion.

Basics on the Beehive State 'n'‚ gettin ta know who we is: That middle finger wave from so many of the residents is their way of signaling their intent to change lanes, cut over four lanes, or beat you to the off-ramp

Guide ta Utah geography: Ya know yer in Utah when: You begin to think smoking might be a right worth protecting. ... The air feels sticky from hairspray.... Coffee is considered a gateway drug. ... Scrap-booking is an extreme sport for women.

Gettin along in Utah, a "how ta" guide: How ta: Get sex in Utah, swear like a Utahn, get out of a DUI, avoid having to send your kids to college, think like a Utahn, dress in drag, avoid homosexual urges, and more!

Field guide to identifying species of Utahns/Utahnas: Learn how to identify the Utah Republican, Democrat, the West Valley Breeder, the Art People, Gay Couples, and the Counterculture Radical.

The Official Utah marriage matrix: whom may marry whom! Passed by the Legislature in 2002, this matrix eases the paperwork at the Mormon Temple by insuring people marry only people who will be on their same level of heaven.

Utah Drivers' Exam: And don't even THINK about asking to take it in a language other than English!

156 pages, $12.95
ISBN 1-930074-05-0
8.4" x 5.4" softcover
illustrated by C.L. Crosby

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"His finger traces a shivery path down my spine. No it doesn't."

Backless

by Robin Sterns

Set in laundromats and cowboy bars in Florida, DMV offices and rented villas in St. Croix, faculty houses and ranches in Utah, Sterns's stories bring us women and men who vacillate between nagging self-doubt and bold confidence. With great self-awareness they walk that line: they fall of course, but they always brush themselves off and get right back out there --for another spin around life's dance floor.

"Robin Sterns is a writer of considerable talent.... I have read no writer of fiction whose innate talents impressed me more. Ms. Sterns has the true story teller's gifts: she has a keen narrative sense; she can write characters that are believable; her stories have pace and rhythm and are a delight to read." --Robert R. Ward, Editor, Bellowing Ark

"In [Backless]  there appear characters staking their claims in diverse and culturally strange, if not hostile, territories .... Their reward is awareness and momentary respite from confusion. Our reward is sane laughter." --Bill Brubaker, author of Stewards of the House: The Detective --Fiction of Jonathan Latimer

Sterns's fiction has appeared in Bellowing Ark. Backless is her first collection of short stories.

112 pages, $12.95
ISBN 0-9648757-3-X
5.5" x 8.5"  softcover
Publication Date: April 2002

 
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"In Toommy Tohkky, the English language itself is worked like a plastic medium, a kind of silly putty that can be coaxed into expressive shapes." —Diane Wood Middlebrook, author of Anne Sexton: A Biography

Nothing escapes the eye of poet and visual artist Fabio Massimo Faggi. In his first collection of poetry published in English, he delights us with wit and mischief, with sensuality and thoughtfulness. Even the most dreary, mundane aspects of life (laundry, for example) become a playground of possibility, opportunities for pranks and theatrics. In some of his most whimsical "tailed passages," Faggi commands the reader to become a part of the poetry, a part of the art. "Take your green dress, (wear it)..." Thus, the reader enters and helps create the rather surrealistic world of the poet where clotheslines stretch from Tuscany to San Francisco and love letters turn into kites. And when the mischievous meets the sensual, the results are most intriguing.

126 pages, $12.95
ISBN 0-9648575-4-8
5.5" x 8.5"  softcover with dust jacket, end papers
Publication Date: December, 1998

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