GREEN JELLO & RED PUNCH THE HEINOUS TRUTH! ABOUT UTAH!
ISBN: 1-930074-05-0
PRICE: US $12.95 | 156 pages
You know you’re in Utah when:
You start to think smoking is a right worth protecting.
The air feels sticky from hairspray.
You are nervous about going into a liquor store.
Coffee is considered a gateway drug.
This book has a good laugh at the Utah we know and love. Nothing is sacred in the eyes of C.L. Crosby, a Mormon who grew up in a trailer in Magna and who now lives with his “special friend” of 18 years in the San Francisco Bay Area.
Crosby reveals the truth about Utah, explaining things like 1) how to get pregnant in Utah without knowing what sex is; 2) how to swear like a Mormon; 3) what to say and what not to say about Mormon underwear; and 4) how to avoid turning gay in Utah.
The Heinous Truth! About Utah is a great gift for those who miss the wonderful and unique state of Utah and a perfect welcome to newcomers who are still scratching their heads trying to figure it out.